People Try To Put Us Down...

Talking 'bout my Generation

[The Who  - My Generation]

Too true. We are always getting labeled everything that's wrong to be. And the worst part? We do nothing now that the previous generations haven't already done before us, we're just more open about it.


Whereas the generations before us sat about waiting for Mr Right or Prince Charming to come along and sweep them off their feet [or at least that was the public appearance they put on it] finding someone of our age doing the same is rare. 


And it's not just us who picked up on this. Anyone else remember GHD'd Twisted Fairytales a few years ago? With Cinderella et al running away before their Prince Charming's got there to save them? Those ad's re branded GHD, and our lifestyles.


Because now we, * big shock*, don't hang about and wait for the right one, we go for the one right now. And he can come along in a few different formats, some better than others, none of which the generations before us are comfortable with. Be this they really are just prudes or old fashioned, or they might just be uncomfortable with our openness about situations. Why hide it or pretend that its something its not? Be honest. And fuck the haters.


Right now can be any of [or more than just one of] the following:

1. The One Night Stand - where you sleep with the person, normally after a night of over indulgence of alcohol [or other substances if that's what your into] and you don't repeat the process.
2. The Accident Fuck Buddy - When the one night stands ends up being a weekend stand. For whatever reason you end up with the same person at random weekends, always having casual sex while not having any other contact.
3. The Fuck Buddy - Someone you meet up with, with the sole purpose of having sex. No chit chat, no cuddles, just sex.
4. The Friend With Benefits - A good friend you come to a mutual agreement with that you will have sex with each other on a semi regular basis, but without it changing anything else in your already formed friendship
5. The "Boyfriend" - you're only with this person, but he tends to change every [few] month[s].

Some of these work. Some don't. It all depends on you as a person. My conclusion is the "boyfriend" is too much drama, the one night stands are too sleazy. Fuck Buddy would be the best option, you have the none of the drama, without the pretense that it won't change the friendship. But when the feelings start, get the fuck out!

Of course, society doens't really like any of these, but "go ahead and talk sit, talk shit about me, and go ahead and talk shit about my g-g-generation" [Limp Bizkit - My Generation]

After discussing "which Disney character you are" at college today got me thinking about the Disney Princess's. One take on Snow White was that she was a hussy for living with seven random men that she found in a forest and then ran off with the first guy that she saw when she woke up from her "death." Fair point there. This got me thinking about some of the other characters from Disney and how messed up they are, or are thought of now. Here goes my take on the Disney Princesses.

1. First off I kinda agree with the take on Snow White. She's all innocent and fourteen. And her stepmother views her a threat? Really? She's still just a kid! Then the woodsman guy lets her off because she's beautiful, she lives with the Seven Dwarfs, who she cooks and cleans for and pretty much becomes their housewife, then runs off with the Prince, who only rescued her because he had also fallen in love with her beauty. Nice. Also, she had to be saved by true loves first kiss. That could have gone totally wrong if she wasn't in a fairy tale. 
2. Next Cinderella. The poor girl gets abused by her step-mother and step-sisters after losing both her parents. Her life pretty much sucks. But her friends, the animals of the estate, make her a pretty dress to wear to the ball. Evil step-family wreck her dress. Fairy Godmother makes a new one with magic. Yay. Cinderella goes to the ball and her and Prince Charming fall in love instantly, hard to believe that they can be so in love without actually speaking to each other or knowing each other but hey whatever they want. She runs away, he stalks her across the country with her shoe, creepy but it worked. Happily ever after.
3. Aurora. *Why do all the Princesses have strange names?!* Anyway, she is so important that the whole kingdom gets a holiday, nice one. But oh wait, really it's just an excuse to use her to betroth her to Prince Phillip so that their kingdoms are always friends. Great birthday present! Cue evil fairy curse (death/enchanted sleep) and good fairy gifts (beauty, singing and not death just enchanted sleep). After years of being lied to about her identity Aurora meets a random guy in the forest, again the whole love at first sight. Aha. Next devastation about being lied to, enchanted sleep, an entire kingdom under a spell and oh coincidently, random guy turns out to be the prince who swoops in and save the day. No heartbreak for that two. 
4. Now Belle. She appears smart and not as pathetic as the rest can be. She even reads instead of singing and making friends with animals. None of these princesses have very good people skills evidently. And she rejects Gaston, who to be fair is a bit of an asshole. Arrogant and just wants a mother/housewife. Belle had the balls to reject this, which is a good sign. She also has the balls to go save her dad and put up with the Beast. She does try to escape but oh wait, Beast has a heart and saves her from wolves.Cute. She nurses him and they fall for each other. Followed by alot of crap from Gaston, Belle and Beast (really a prince) live happily ever after too.
5. Finally Jasmine *Pocahontas and Mulan aren't quite as bad as the rest* Jasmines dad is trying to make her get married. She disagrees with this. In swoops Aladdin. He lies to her through the majority of their relationship, but after saving her he finally comes clean. They get married. Good on you, love the guy that fed you a load of bull to make you fall for him. 

Great roles models. And great false expectations. Maybe one day the guy who always lies to you will become your prince. Or running away and loosing a shoe will help you get a guy. Or just be an amazing housewife. No thanks. Real life is so much more interesting. Be right back away to find a fictional prince.

*Also Ariel is kinda the worst. But that rant would take too much time.

Summer Lovin....

The movie Grease. We all love it, it's cute, sing songy film about love conquering all, sort of, and the cool kids, being kind of arseholes to the "geeks", getting the happy ever after they want, and a whole list of things that are bad influences on kids.

1. Lets take the whole purity think first. Sandy is "too pure to be pink." She's in high school, and is a non smoking virgin who doesn't drink. Big deal. But for the Pink Ladies that is a sign of being "lame." Poor Sandy, not only do they bitch about her, they sing about it. Harsh.
2. Next the sex. Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl. Boy goes and sings about non existent sex to friends. Same time girl sings about boy being sweet and cute etc, not knowing that boy is lying to his friends, and is at the same school, and her new friends know the boy. Also, seeing more than one guy at time - go for it. Sneaking out to have unprotected sex - go for it. Sing about it all - go for it! There is worse things I could do.....teasing the guy is worse than sleeping around, staying home waiting on the right guy is worse. Yes, yeah that's it.
3. Smoking. Smoking is what the cool kids do. So in that case smoke. There is cigarettes in nearly every scene, even in the sports scene. Next cool thing to do - drink.
4. Gangs are cool. Especially gangs with clever names. Pink Ladies, T Birds... The gang is even better if you have a rival gang. 
5. Finally, they guy will try to change for you, but realistically, you will change for him. You will smoke, you will become ok with pre-marital sex, you will dress like a slag. And he will love it.

Moral of the story, become a different person, act cool and change who you are, then the cool kids will like you and the coolest boy will fall for you. Sorted. Be right back, away to find a new me...

**I love the film. 

Someone Like You

"Never mind I'll find someone like you..." Well thank god for that, we don't need to find someone like Adele, because unfortunately everywhere we turn Adele is screaming, or rather moaning, in our faces. Get over it, I already have.

It was over from day one, with that song "Chasing Pavements." Yes, please give up for a while. Either record new songs, actually go to at least one of your scheduled gigs or get out of my face.

Yes, Adele is talented, she has an amazing voice, and if I could sing like her then I would. But move on. There are only so much times I can hear "Someone Like You" before it gets ridiculous. 

Rant over.

You're getting old...

At the ripe old age of twenty going on twenty one I have came to the conclusion, I am getting old. It is an unfortunate event that I must finally face up to, along with the fact that yes, one day I might turn thirty, and no it is not that big a deal. Who am I kidding, chances my liver and lungs, or my sanity, will hold out another nine years? Not likely.

Now adays the thought of a three day drinking binge is painful, the hangovers alone are agony these days, dying might be less painful. Tomorrow I am going out, and am considering not only not drinking much (a hangover at work the next is a not a thought I want to entertain right now) but also wearing flat shoes. Wearing heels feels like too much effort now unless it's a Saturday night. And dressing appropriately for the weather. The list is endless.

So here is some signs you're getting old:

1. Drinking becomes a challenge. Shots go out of the window, a night out is started with "no jager tonight," followed by "maybe a few sambucca, but no more than that," and "one or two tequila is ok I suppose." Drinking games feel barbaric and pre drinking involves a few glasses of wine, instead of a few bottles.
2. While out you tend to avoid clubs that are "too busy." If you can't move then you don't go any more, if it's too cold outside then you avoid smoking. If the toilets are horrible (which the majority of time they are) then you try to avoid going.
3. The hangovers are killer. A whole day in bed feels like the best way to recuperate. And if you need to do anything that day the thought is painful. Even the smell of a drink makes you feel sick, and food is best avoided the majority of the day.
4. When you see 6am it's no longer because you are just going to bed. Bed time is now half 10, 11 at a push. After having a nap earlier that day. 6am is now the time you get up, sober, for work etc. And a "late night" is staying up past midnight.
5. Everything starts to hurt. Constantly. Especially after anything that required minimal effort. 
6. When people phone you after 9ish they ask if they woke you, before telling you how tired you sound. Then get off the phone quickly so they can let you sleep.
7. You actually eat breakfast, for breakfast. Instead of chocolate, crisps and other junk food before 9am classes, and "breakfast foods" for lunch or dinner. As much as chocolate for meals sounds amazing the thought of it...

Chronicle

** Warning - Spoiler Alert **

We went to see Chronicle last week. The adverts for it make it look so much more interesting than it actually is! Basically, three guys find a hole and go down it, a big glowing thing gives them weird telekinesis power stuff and not only can they make objects fly, they can make themselves fly. Queue a very long time of them messing about these super powers, before one of them goes mad with power, kills his new BFF and ends up getting killed with his cousin, wiping out half the town in the process. The shaky camera at the start just makes you feel ill, the middle is way too long and drawn out, however the ending does bring the rest of the film back up, if it is somewhat predictable. And explaining the whole glowing thing giving them powers really would have helped make the film. 

The film has way too many clichés in it. 

1. Unpopular guy, broken home (sick mum, violent alcoholic father) and no friends? Check.
2. After getting superpowers boy attacks violent alcohol father?                                Check
3. Unpopular guy has "cool" cousin and suddenly becomes BFF's with cousin and cousin's football start friend, who ditches his own friends and girlfriend.            Check
4. Unpopular guy develops his powers more and more (namely because he has more free time) and subsequently goes mad with power, killing football star, and going mental at cousin.                                                                                                                  Check

Amongst others. Every plot development in the film plays on a clichés, and not in a good way. Some clichés are good, the chick flicks always being the geeky girl gets the guy in the end (She's All That, Cinderella Story, Chalet Girl), the horror film that the slutty girl will always die, and the killer will need to be "killed" a few times to really die, and the action films, the "hero" will always save the day and get the girl.

Real Life

The most popular new craze right now, "reality" shows, where we get to see into the lives of "real" people who have "real" lives. But in reality, these shows are nowhere near real, or nothing like real life. The cast all drive flash cars, own their own shops, clubs and businesses, have expansive designer wardrobes we can only dream of, and are mostly in their early 20's.

What started as an American craze, with shows such as "Laguna Beach" and "The Hills," we are now faced with an army of fake tanned, hair extensions, fake nailed, fakes. And that's not just the girls. These people have been skyrocketed into super stardom. Walk into a room full of people and they will know what The Only Way Is Essex is, they will know about Lauren and Mark's messed up relationship, they will know Joey's cute stupidity.  

We have a society that feeds on celebrity gossip, and now all you have to do to be classed as a celebrity is to be lucky enough to live in the right area and get a film crew following you around. And these people don't even have to be friends with the original cast members, auditions are held every series to find the next star, and then they are fit into the show, manipulated by producers to fit in.

So far in the UK we have "Made in Chelsea," who are all pretentious, I have a hard time believing the situations they find themselves in, randomly deciding to just jet off to luxurious locations and throwing spurr of the moment elaborate parties.

We have "TOWIE," who are too orange to be real. Whenever a star gets too big for their boots they quite, go on some "celebrity" reality show and join a host of other Z-List celebs who are clinging to their 5 minutes of fame. Then a new character just happens to appear, who just happens to "meet" a love interest and be besties with the other characters.

Finally, "Desperate Sousewives," which I have never watched, but I have been told it's worse than the others.

I will admit, as much as I think they are fake, I will watch these shows. And I will bitch about the people, read articles about them, and follow them on Twitter. But just know, these shows are loosely scripted, they are NOT real.